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FAQ's Answers
Yes, I really am pregnant.
No, it wasn't planned.
No, I haven't been sick so wipe the eager look off your face.
I'm currently 14 weeks pregnant.
No, I haven't had cravings.
No, I don't know what it is and I don't want to find out - chances are it's a baby I'd prefer a giraffe, but I think that's highly unlikely to happen.
No, it isn't AMAZING or a MIRACLE, if being pregnant is a miracle then so is sneezing. There is nothing biologically significant in either function, my body is apparently able to do both.
No, I'm not enjoying this and I don't care what you think about that.
Right now I don't love it, IMNSHO you may as well love a freckle at this stage. When it's born I'll love it (genetic pre-programming at it's best) and yes I'm ok with being pregnant and I don't want it to change.
There will be more ramblings later.
Peace, love and harmony to all.
dxx
- Mood:
crappy
- Mood:
sick
I want to feel the edge of life and keep emergency bubbles in my car next to the glasses
- Mood:
optimistic
Most - Sense of humour
Least - Am VERY lazy
Damn!
- Mood: happy
Reason 1: The move made even more stressful due to his mothers partner being a plank. I'm over it now and don't want to talk about it.
Reason 2: Getting run over by a bmw doing about 10 mph and being left purple not in a good way. Although arnica gel and tablets have made the purple yellow very quickly. Oh, and I've got a fractured toe as well.
dxx
- Mood:
tired
120 THINGS ABOUT YOU...
{001} Your gender: Female
{002} Straight/gay/bi?: Depends on my mood
{003} Single?: no
{004} Want to be single? N/A
{005} Your birth day: Christmas Eve
{006} Age you wish you were: the one I am
{009} The color of your eyes: Green / Hazel
{010} Piercings? Had them
{012} Tattoos: one
DO YOU...
{013} Smoke: No
{014} Do drugs: Not if I can help it
{015} Read the newspaper: No - unless online new services count
{017} Talk to strangers: Yes
{018} Take walks in the rain: Yes, sometimes I wear clothes
{019} Drive: yes
{020} Like to drive fast? Hell, yes!
{021} Hurt yourself: Have done
{022} Been out of the country: Yes
{023} Been in love: yes
{024} Done drugs: yes
{025} Gone skinny dipping: Yes
{026} Had a surgery: apendix
{027} Ran away from home: No, although technically that's what my marriage was
{028} Played strip poker: yes, I'm really bad at it honest - wanna try??
{029} Gotten beaten up: Yes
{030} Been picked on: Yes
{031} Been on stage: yes
{032} Been really intoxicated? yes - you try drinking with Lemmy and Alice Cooper before he got straight!
{033} Slept outdoors: yes
{034} Swore like a drunken sailor: yes
{035} Pulled an all-nighter: yes
{036} Have a job: Yes
{037} Talked on the phone all night: Yes
{038} Slept all day: no if it's to light I can't sleep and I don't think bein very ill counts here
{039} Killed someone: no - but I've thought about it
{040} Made out with a stranger: yes
{041) Had sex with a stranger: yes
{042} Kissed the same sex: yes
{043} Done anything sexual with the same sex: yes
{044} Been betrayed: yes
{045} Broken the law: Yes
{046} Met a famous person: Yes
{047} Been on radio/tv: yes
{048} Been in a mosh-pit: yes - I bruise easily, it wasn't pretty
{049} Had a nervous breakdown: yes
{050} Been criticized about your sexual performance: not to my face but behind my back
{051} Had a dream that kept coming back: yes
{052} Shoe brand: blahnik
{053} School: in Cheshire
{054} Wear hats? yes
{055} Bought something you couldn't afford but had to have it: yes - did you see my taste in shoes?
{056} Judged other people by their clothing: No
{057} Favorite place to shop: Paris
{058} Favorite article of clothing: my leather corset dress
{059} Are you trendy: no
BELIEFS...
{060} Believe in life on other planets: yes
{061} Miracles: yes, but then a series of events that didn't seem plausable but actualy made a bad thing happen is as much of a miracle
{062} Astrology: my own chart is an indication
{063} Magic: yes - but my definition of magic may not be the same as yours
{064} God: which one?
{065} The tooth fairy: it's a franchise people - they make you buy your own ladder
{066} Santa: Yes - same gig as the tooth fairy, a franchise, you have to buy your own suit and feed the reindeer out of your wages.
{067} Ghosts: my definition of ghost and yours may vary
{068} birth: yes
{069} Love at first sight: yes
{070} Yin and Yang: Yes
{071} Witches: Yes
{072} Easter bunny: yes, there are a lot of franchises on here!
{073} Re-incarnation: yes, although my defintion of it is different than most
{074} Life after death: define life after death
{075} Ouija boards: see ghosts
{076} The tarot: as a predictor of trends
{077} Do you remember your first love: Yes
{078} Still love him/her: I'm not in love with them but I still love them
{079} Do you consider love a mistake: never
{080} Being in love with someone: yes
{081} What do you find romantic: people who think about what would make me smile
{082} Turn-off: arrogance
{083} Do you base your judgement on looks alone: No
{084} Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for girl to ask a guy out? no - if I want I'll ask
{085} Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yes - but then my idea of physically attractive is different than most peoples
{086} Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? well I can pull so they must
{087} What is best about the opposite sex: their pov
{088} What's the last present someone gave you: a water pistol
{089} Do you like someone at this moment? yes
LAST PERSON...
{090} That you laughed at: - a friend
{091} That laughed at you: - same friend
{092} That turned you on: someone online about 20 mins ago
{093} You went shopping with: my best friend
{094} To disappoint you: - soembody at work
{095} To hurt you: - soembody at work
{096} To make you cry: - I'll let you guess
{097} To brighten up your day: same friend as 090
{098} You wanted to strangle: - somebody at work
{099} You saw a movie with: Jim
{100} You talked to on the phone: a friend
{101} Talked to through IM: some random person who tried to add me
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...
{102} Had sex: - a long time ago
{103} Went out on a date: last week
{104} Had some quality alone time: - today
{104} Smiled: - a minute ago when I saw this
{105} Laughed: - 10 mins ago
{106} Cried: last week
{107} Bought something: yesterday
{108} Danced: this morning
{109} Were sarcastic: 2 mins ago
{110} Hugged/kissed someone: this morning
{111} Talked to an ex: 6 years ago
{112} Watched your fav movie: this morning
{113} Talked on the phone: 2 mins ago
{114} Listened to the radio: now
{115} Watched TV: last night
{116} Went out: yesterday
{117} Helped someone: 2 days ago
{118} Slept in: this morning - if you call 0730 sleeping in!
{119} Said "I love you" and meant it: 2 mins ago
{120} Did something with someone u didnt want to do: yesterday
BTW I think you're cute so take it back about the opposite sex!
dxx
- Mood: amused
create your own visited country map
or check our Venice travel guide
Not so bad;)
dxx
Edited to add the only reason I popped Romania on is because I went to Transylvania on holiday once, think Blackpool with a theme
- Mood:
blah
| What Your Underwear Says About You |
 When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble! You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty. |
- Location:hiding in my house
- Mood: depressed
- Music:black flag
thought I'd get that done and out of the way first:)
However, I'm not upset Bernard Manning is dead. His 'comedy' was misogynistic, racist and to quote Mr Burns; specialist.
This kind of humour pointed out our differences and helped to instil fear because of them. In the UK we didn't have a cold war propaganda machine to pump out fear at us at every turn as happened in the USA so we did not see the rise of the Jerry Farwell’s who helped to foster fear. I think in the UK we had more subtle and slightly more evil fear mongers, these people couldn't play on the fear being pumped out by government, during the 50's the UK government was mostly interested in making sure there was enough to eat and recovering from a very costly war, there were no additional resources to devote to pointing at bogey men and thus did not leave a legacy of fear for others to fill. Fear still seams to have found a way in and imnsho it was through 'comedy' such as Man About the House or Till Death Do Us Part which even as a child I didn't get the jokes although my parents (both quite racist) seemed to find hilarious. This type of 'humour' was all outward facing which helped to engender fear of the other. The things I love about the comics I like now is it's internal, they look at themselves and find things to point at and say that's absurd then they look at the outside world and point that out to the rest of us. Now, another fear peddler is gone and the world will be a better place for it.
I send my sympathies to Mr Manning’s family as they have lost a loved one and wish them well during their grief process.
However, I kinda hope the person waiting for Mr Manning on the other side is a one legged, lesbian, black, single mother - but then I'm evil, it's a gift.
Dxx
- Location:Having fun on the mental plane
- Mood:
contemplative - Music:Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
- Mood:
annoyed
Your results:
You are Catwoman
| You have had a tough childhood, you know how to be a thief and exploit others but you stand up for society's cast-offs.  |
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
Brendon Burns
Jim Jeffires
Rick Hall
Ed Byrne
Bill Hicks: Slight Return, but all of it not just the bit I've seen!
Adam Hills - there's a lot of Aussies appearing on this list!
Ardal O'Hanlon
Bill Bailey
Jenny Eclair
Victoria Wood
More to be added as I think of them!
dxx
How funny is he and his poetry ROCKS!
http://www.taylormali.com/
dxx
dxx
PS if you do it would be nice to see pictures:)
