dawntigga

Diary of a pregnant nearly 40 year old

2008-11-18T20:09:00Z

OK I'm pregnant and here are the rants and raves of somebody who's mind has been turned to mush.

FAQ's Answers

Yes, I really am pregnant.

No, it wasn't planned.

No, I haven't been sick so wipe the eager look off your face.

I'm currently 14 weeks pregnant.

No, I haven't had cravings.

No, I don't know what it is and I don't want to find out - chances are it's a baby I'd prefer a giraffe, but I think that's highly unlikely to happen.

No, it isn't AMAZING or a MIRACLE, if being pregnant is a miracle then so is sneezing. There is nothing biologically significant in either function, my body is apparently able to do both.

No, I'm not enjoying this and I don't care what you think about that.

Right now I don't love it, IMNSHO you may as well love a freckle at this stage. When it's born I'll love it (genetic pre-programming at it's best) and yes I'm ok with being pregnant and I don't want it to change.

There will be more ramblings later.

Peace, love and harmony to all.

dxx

Things that make me wonder

2008-01-10T14:36:10Z

What are the white bits you sometimes get in snakebite? I did a quick internet search and couldn't find anything. It's amazing what a case of the severe snots will make you think about

I've

2007-11-07T20:55:46Z

read to much Taylor Mali - is there such a thing?

I want to feel the edge of life and keep emergency bubbles in my car next to the glasses

Writer's Block: Know Thyself

2007-09-29T12:34:38Z

What is your favorite thing about yourself? Least favorite thing?

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Most - Sense of humour

Least - Am VERY lazy

Bugger

2007-09-22T20:19:02Z

Robert Jordan died, he did it on purpose because I read the WoT series.

Damn!

Many LOL's

2007-08-03T14:38:54Z

Didja miss me???

2007-07-30T10:36:15Z

OK, I've been off line - did you miss me?

Reason 1: The move made even more stressful due to his mothers partner being a plank. I'm over it now and don't want to talk about it.

Reason 2: Getting run over by a bmw doing about 10 mph and being left purple not in a good way. Although arnica gel and tablets have made the purple yellow very quickly. Oh, and I've got a fractured toe as well.

dxx

ME! Well it is all about me:)

2007-07-11T17:01:12Z

120 THINGS ABOUT YOU...
{001} Your gender: Female
{002} Straight/gay/bi?: Depends on my mood
{003} Single?: no
{004} Want to be single? N/A
{005} Your birth day: Christmas Eve
{006} Age you wish you were: the one I am
{009} The color of your eyes: Green / Hazel
{010} Piercings? Had them
{012} Tattoos: one
DO YOU...
{013} Smoke: No
{014} Do drugs: Not if I can help it
{015} Read the newspaper: No - unless online new services count
{017} Talk to strangers: Yes
{018} Take walks in the rain: Yes, sometimes I wear clothes
{019} Drive: yes
{020} Like to drive fast? Hell, yes!
{021} Hurt yourself: Have done
{022} Been out of the country: Yes
{023} Been in love: yes
{024} Done drugs: yes
{025} Gone skinny dipping: Yes
{026} Had a surgery: apendix
{027} Ran away from home: No, although technically that's what my marriage was
{028} Played strip poker: yes, I'm really bad at it honest - wanna try??
{029} Gotten beaten up: Yes
{030} Been picked on: Yes
{031} Been on stage: yes
{032} Been really intoxicated? yes - you try drinking with Lemmy and Alice Cooper before he got straight!
{033} Slept outdoors: yes
{034} Swore like a drunken sailor: yes
{035} Pulled an all-nighter: yes
{036} Have a job: Yes
{037} Talked on the phone all night: Yes
{038} Slept all day: no if it's to light I can't sleep and I don't think bein very ill counts here
{039} Killed someone: no - but I've thought about it
{040} Made out with a stranger: yes
{041) Had sex with a stranger: yes
{042} Kissed the same sex: yes
{043} Done anything sexual with the same sex: yes
{044} Been betrayed: yes
{045} Broken the law: Yes
{046} Met a famous person: Yes
{047} Been on radio/tv: yes
{048} Been in a mosh-pit: yes - I bruise easily, it wasn't pretty
{049} Had a nervous breakdown: yes
{050} Been criticized about your sexual performance: not to my face but behind my back
{051} Had a dream that kept coming back: yes
{052} Shoe brand: blahnik
{053} School: in Cheshire
{054} Wear hats? yes
{055} Bought something you couldn't afford but had to have it: yes - did you see my taste in shoes?
{056} Judged other people by their clothing: No
{057} Favorite place to shop: Paris
{058} Favorite article of clothing: my leather corset dress
{059} Are you trendy: no
BELIEFS...
{060} Believe in life on other planets: yes
{061} Miracles: yes, but then a series of events that didn't seem plausable but actualy made a bad thing happen is as much of a miracle
{062} Astrology: my own chart is an indication
{063} Magic: yes - but my definition of magic may not be the same as yours
{064} God: which one?
{065} The tooth fairy: it's a franchise people - they make you buy your own ladder
{066} Santa: Yes - same gig as the tooth fairy, a franchise, you have to buy your own suit and feed the reindeer out of your wages.
{067} Ghosts: my definition of ghost and yours may vary
{068} birth: yes
{069} Love at first sight: yes
{070} Yin and Yang: Yes
{071} Witches: Yes
{072} Easter bunny: yes, there are a lot of franchises on here!
{073} Re-incarnation: yes, although my defintion of it is different than most
{074} Life after death: define life after death
{075} Ouija boards: see ghosts
{076} The tarot: as a predictor of trends
{077} Do you remember your first love: Yes
{078} Still love him/her: I'm not in love with them but I still love them
{079} Do you consider love a mistake: never
{080} Being in love with someone: yes
{081} What do you find romantic: people who think about what would make me smile
{082} Turn-off: arrogance
{083} Do you base your judgement on looks alone: No
{084} Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for girl to ask a guy out? no - if I want I'll ask
{085} Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yes - but then my idea of physically attractive is different than most peoples
{086} Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? well I can pull so they must
{087} What is best about the opposite sex: their pov
{088} What's the last present someone gave you: a water pistol
{089} Do you like someone at this moment? yes
LAST PERSON...
{090} That you laughed at: - a friend
{091} That laughed at you: - same friend
{092} That turned you on: someone online about 20 mins ago
{093} You went shopping with: my best friend
{094} To disappoint you: - soembody at work
{095} To hurt you: - soembody at work
{096} To make you cry: - I'll let you guess
{097} To brighten up your day: same friend as 090
{098} You wanted to strangle: - somebody at work
{099} You saw a movie with: Jim
{100} You talked to on the phone: a friend
{101} Talked to through IM: some random person who tried to add me
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU...
{102} Had sex: - a long time ago
{103} Went out on a date: last week
{104} Had some quality alone time: - today
{104} Smiled: - a minute ago when I saw this
{105} Laughed: - 10 mins ago
{106} Cried: last week
{107} Bought something: yesterday
{108} Danced: this morning
{109} Were sarcastic: 2 mins ago
{110} Hugged/kissed someone: this morning
{111} Talked to an ex: 6 years ago
{112} Watched your fav movie: this morning
{113} Talked on the phone: 2 mins ago
{114} Listened to the radio: now
{115} Watched TV: last night
{116} Went out: yesterday
{117} Helped someone: 2 days ago
{118} Slept in: this morning - if you call 0730 sleeping in!
{119} Said "I love you" and meant it: 2 mins ago
{120} Did something with someone u didnt want to do: yesterday

BTW I think you're cute so take it back about the opposite sex!

dxx

How much is your body worth?

2007-07-06T09:39:11Z

$5225.00

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Shamelessly swiped from a certain person:)

2007-07-05T10:48:01Z

create your own visited country map
or check our Venice travel guide

Not so bad;)
dxx

Edited to add the only reason I popped Romania on is because I went to Transylvania on holiday once, think Blackpool with a theme

How do these quizzes always get me right???

2007-06-20T14:16:47Z

What Your Underwear Says About You

When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!

You're a closet exhibitionist who gets a thrill from being secretly naughty.

The Underwear Oracle

I wish death on no-one

2007-06-19T07:36:28Z

thought I'd get that done and out of the way first:)

However, I'm not upset Bernard Manning is dead. His 'comedy' was misogynistic, racist and to quote Mr Burns; specialist.

This kind of humour pointed out our differences and helped to instil fear because of them. In the UK we didn't have a cold war propaganda machine to pump out fear at us at every turn as happened in the USA so we did not see the rise of the Jerry Farwell’s who helped to foster fear. I think in the UK we had more subtle and slightly more evil fear mongers, these people couldn't play on the fear being pumped out by government, during the 50's the UK government was mostly interested in making sure there was enough to eat and recovering from a very costly war, there were no additional resources to devote to pointing at bogey men and thus did not leave a legacy of fear for others to fill. Fear still seams to have found a way in and imnsho it was through 'comedy' such as Man About the House or Till Death Do Us Part which even as a child I didn't get the jokes although my parents (both quite racist) seemed to find hilarious. This type of 'humour' was all outward facing which helped to engender fear of the other. The things I love about the comics I like now is it's internal, they look at themselves and find things to point at and say that's absurd then they look at the outside world and point that out to the rest of us. Now, another fear peddler is gone and the world will be a better place for it.

I send my sympathies to Mr Manning’s family as they have lost a loved one and wish them well during their grief process.

However, I kinda hope the person waiting for Mr Manning on the other side is a one legged, lesbian, black, single mother - but then I'm evil, it's a gift.

Dxx

This made me cry laughing

2007-06-18T12:43:10Z

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Am particularly loving page 2:

here!! I is hiding

go see them all!

dxx

What kind of superhero would you be?

2007-06-17T19:13:13Z

Completely snaffeld from Brendan Burns myspace:

Your results:
You are Catwoman

Catwoman		100%
Supergirl		90%
Batman		80%
Green Lantern		80%
Iron Man		80%
Wonder Woman		70%
The Flash		70%
Robin		65%
Spider-Man		60%
Hulk		50%
Superman		40%

You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.

Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

People I'd love to go see - comedy

2007-06-16T09:24:36Z

Their shows that is - not a spot at the comedy club:

Brendon Burns
Jim Jeffires
Rick Hall
Ed Byrne
Bill Hicks: Slight Return, but all of it not just the bit I've seen!
Adam Hills - there's a lot of Aussies appearing on this list!
Ardal O'Hanlon
Bill Bailey
Jenny Eclair
Victoria Wood

More to be added as I think of them!

dxx

For the Alan Rickman drool factor

2007-06-16T08:12:08Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7A_bJFZNXE

This is such a HOT promo!

dxx

People I'm loving right now or dt's wots hot!

2007-06-15T11:35:43Z

Jim Jeffries, funny, offensive, great Amsterdam joke!

http://www.jim-jeffries.com/

dxx

I'm LOVING this guy!

2007-06-15T08:09:19Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjhOBiSk8Gg&NR=1

How funny is he and his poetry ROCKS!

http://www.taylormali.com/

dxx

For the crafty and enviromentally minded!

2007-06-11T19:30:42Z

and this is SUCH a good idea:

http://www.morsbags.com/

dxx

PS if you do it would be nice to see pictures:)

Would you survive a Zombie attack?

2007-06-09T08:25:01Z

74%Mingle² - Free Online Dating

Words

2007-06-09T07:59:33Z

I love, not woids, although I like them as well, like; countryside - the killing of Pierce Morgan.

But words I like the sound of:

moist - what a great word, rolls around in the mouth and just feels good there:)
cake - it's those c sounds, the way the close up the back of the throat and make it feel like your eating cake

Normal drivel will now resume.

Naughty or nice?

2007-05-06T07:55:36Z

Are you Naughty or nice Your Result: your Naughty! wild thing! You were born to be bad. Naughty by nature, you've tried everything at least once and aren't afraid to get your hands - or the rest of you - dirty when opportunity knocks. Whether that means plotting for advancement at work or toying with somebody's affections, you're willing to break the rules. As long as you're having a laugh and getting ahead, anything goes. And it is fun to defy convention every once in a while, but you're walking a bit of a tightrope. Every so often, try listening to that little angel on your shoulder who keeps saying "no!" - it's okay to be nice sometimes. In the meantime, keep being bad and enjoy yourself. Just don't throw caution entirely to the wind.
Your Nice! all sugar, no spice!
Are you Naughty or nice

Quelle surprise :)

dxx

What were they thinking?????????

2007-04-17T07:58:19Z

there will be other sections with fabulous wonderful stuff but right now I'm putting together my - do you have a mirror? - section for college

Feel free to disagree, after all this is my taste and your mileage may vary.

However, if your reading this and you style people or you wear clothes knowing that you'll get photographed and appear in the media please remember that:

Style is WAY more important than cutting edge fashion and

Regardless of the fact your a size zero or double zero, you've got a body shape*, dress to flatter it!

*Obvious exceptions to this rule: Cher and more as I think of them

This is my little corner of cyberspace

2007-04-13T15:14:38Z

hello,

These are the ramblings of a diseased mind and they may change without notice or apology.

I have every intention of coming here when I can be bothered and posting whatever I can be bothered typing:)

Dxx