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Diary of a pregnant nearly 40 year old

  • 18th Nov, 2008 at 7:58 PM

OK I'm pregnant and here are the rants and raves of somebody who's mind has been turned to mush.

FAQ's Answers

Yes, I really am pregnant.

No, it wasn't planned.

No, I haven't been sick so wipe the eager look off your face.

I'm currently 14 weeks pregnant.

No, I haven't had cravings.

No, I don't know what it is and I don't want to find out - chances are it's a baby I'd prefer a giraffe, but I think that's highly unlikely to happen.

No, it isn't AMAZING or a MIRACLE, if being pregnant is a miracle then so is sneezing. There is nothing biologically significant in either function, my body is apparently able to do both.

No, I'm not enjoying this and I don't care what you think about that.

Right now I don't love it, IMNSHO you may as well love a freckle at this stage. When it's born I'll love it (genetic pre-programming at it's best) and yes I'm ok with being pregnant and I don't want it to change.

There will be more ramblings later.

Peace, love and harmony to all.


Things that make me wonder

  • 10th Jan, 2008 at 2:34 PM

What are the white bits you sometimes get in snakebite? I did a quick internet search and couldn't find anything. It's amazing what a case of the severe snots will make you think about


  • 7th Nov, 2007 at 8:47 PM

read to much Taylor Mali - is there such a thing?

I want to feel the edge of life and keep emergency bubbles in my car next to the glasses

Writer's Block: Know Thyself

  • 29th Sep, 2007 at 1:34 PM

What is your favorite thing about yourself? Least favorite thing?

Most - Sense of humour

Least - Am VERY lazy


  • 22nd Sep, 2007 at 9:18 PM

Robert Jordan died, he did it on purpose because I read the WoT series.


Many LOL's

  • 3rd Aug, 2007 at 3:14 PM

Didja miss me???

  • 30th Jul, 2007 at 11:33 AM

OK, I've been off line - did you miss me?

Reason 1: The move made even more stressful due to his mothers partner being a plank. I'm over it now and don't want to talk about it.

Reason 2: Getting run over by a bmw doing about 10 mph and being left purple not in a good way. Although arnica gel and tablets have made the purple yellow very quickly. Oh, and I've got a fractured toe as well.


ME! Well it is all about me:)

  • 11th Jul, 2007 at 6:00 PM

{001} Your gender: Female
{002} Straight/gay/bi?: Depends on my mood
{003} Single?: no
{004} Want to be single? N/A
{005} Your birth day: Christmas Eve
{006} Age you wish you were: the one I am
{009} The color of your eyes: Green / Hazel
{010} Piercings? Had them
{012} Tattoos: one
{013} Smoke: No
{014} Do drugs: Not if I can help it
{015} Read the newspaper: No - unless online new services count
{017} Talk to strangers: Yes
{018} Take walks in the rain: Yes, sometimes I wear clothes
{019} Drive: yes
{020} Like to drive fast? Hell, yes!
{021} Hurt yourself: Have done
{022} Been out of the country: Yes
{023} Been in love: yes
{024} Done drugs: yes
{025} Gone skinny dipping: Yes
{026} Had a surgery: apendix
{027} Ran away from home: No, although technically that's what my marriage was
{028} Played strip poker: yes, I'm really bad at it honest - wanna try??
{029} Gotten beaten up: Yes
{030} Been picked on: Yes
{031} Been on stage: yes
{032} Been really intoxicated? yes - you try drinking with Lemmy and Alice Cooper before he got straight!
{033} Slept outdoors: yes
{034} Swore like a drunken sailor: yes
{035} Pulled an all-nighter: yes
{036} Have a job: Yes
{037} Talked on the phone all night: Yes
{038} Slept all day: no if it's to light I can't sleep and I don't think bein very ill counts here
{039} Killed someone: no - but I've thought about it
{040} Made out with a stranger: yes
{041) Had sex with a stranger: yes
{042} Kissed the same sex: yes
{043} Done anything sexual with the same sex: yes
{044} Been betrayed: yes
{045} Broken the law: Yes
{046} Met a famous person: Yes
{047} Been on radio/tv: yes
{048} Been in a mosh-pit: yes - I bruise easily, it wasn't pretty
{049} Had a nervous breakdown: yes
{050} Been criticized about your sexual performance: not to my face but behind my back
{051} Had a dream that kept coming back: yes
{052} Shoe brand: blahnik
{053} School: in Cheshire
{054} Wear hats? yes
{055} Bought something you couldn't afford but had to have it: yes - did you see my taste in shoes?
{056} Judged other people by their clothing: No
{057} Favorite place to shop: Paris
{058} Favorite article of clothing: my leather corset dress
{059} Are you trendy: no
{060} Believe in life on other planets: yes
{061} Miracles: yes, but then a series of events that didn't seem plausable but actualy made a bad thing happen is as much of a miracle
{062} Astrology: my own chart is an indication
{063} Magic: yes - but my definition of magic may not be the same as yours
{064} God: which one?
{065} The tooth fairy: it's a franchise people - they make you buy your own ladder
{066} Santa: Yes - same gig as the tooth fairy, a franchise, you have to buy your own suit and feed the reindeer out of your wages.
{067} Ghosts: my definition of ghost and yours may vary
{068} birth: yes
{069} Love at first sight: yes
{070} Yin and Yang: Yes
{071} Witches: Yes
{072} Easter bunny: yes, there are a lot of franchises on here!
{073} Re-incarnation: yes, although my defintion of it is different than most
{074} Life after death: define life after death
{075} Ouija boards: see ghosts
{076} The tarot: as a predictor of trends
{077} Do you remember your first love: Yes
{078} Still love him/her: I'm not in love with them but I still love them
{079} Do you consider love a mistake: never
{080} Being in love with someone: yes
{081} What do you find romantic: people who think about what would make me smile
{082} Turn-off: arrogance
{083} Do you base your judgement on looks alone: No
{084} Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for girl to ask a guy out? no - if I want I'll ask
{085} Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? yes - but then my idea of physically attractive is different than most peoples
{086} Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking? well I can pull so they must
{087} What is best about the opposite sex: their pov
{088} What's the last present someone gave you: a water pistol
{089} Do you like someone at this moment? yes
{090} That you laughed at: - a friend
{091} That laughed at you: - same friend
{092} That turned you on: someone online about 20 mins ago
{093} You went shopping with: my best friend
{094} To disappoint you: - soembody at work
{095} To hurt you: - soembody at work
{096} To make you cry: - I'll let you guess
{097} To brighten up your day: same friend as 090
{098} You wanted to strangle: - somebody at work
{099} You saw a movie with: Jim
{100} You talked to on the phone: a friend
{101} Talked to through IM: some random person who tried to add me
{102} Had sex: - a long time ago
{103} Went out on a date: last week
{104} Had some quality alone time: - today
{104} Smiled: - a minute ago when I saw this
{105} Laughed: - 10 mins ago
{106} Cried: last week
{107} Bought something: yesterday
{108} Danced: this morning
{109} Were sarcastic: 2 mins ago
{110} Hugged/kissed someone: this morning
{111} Talked to an ex: 6 years ago
{112} Watched your fav movie: this morning
{113} Talked on the phone: 2 mins ago
{114} Listened to the radio: now
{115} Watched TV: last night
{116} Went out: yesterday
{117} Helped someone: 2 days ago
{118} Slept in: this morning - if you call 0730 sleeping in!
{119} Said "I love you" and meant it: 2 mins ago
{120} Did something with someone u didnt want to do: yesterday

BTW I think you're cute so take it back about the opposite sex!


Shamelessly swiped from a certain person:)

  • 5th Jul, 2007 at 11:47 AM

create your own visited country map
or check our Venice travel guide 

Not so bad;)

Edited to add the only reason I popped Romania on is because I went to Transylvania on holiday once, think Blackpool with a theme